you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
During a fancy party.
And that’s the only bathroom.
And there’s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys spawn from
And they have no plunger anywhere
do you know what makes me happy? hard liquor.
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
I couldn’t explain how shitty today is.
Help me. I’m drowning.
And all you’re doing is yelling, “learn how to swim.”
i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break